Not The Onion: How often do you fart? This smart flatulence underwear can tell you that and more | CNN

Flock cameras move over.

Read: CD sales are booming as physical media continues its resurgence | The Verge

Read: MapQuest is now the No. 1 US app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming | Techcrunch

Breaking: Whistleblower claims USPS plan for Trump’s mail voting order could ‘derail’ midterms | NPR

Read: Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied | TNR

Read: Poland and Baltics shield infrastructure, fearing a Russian false-flag strike | Reuters

Read: Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed | 404 Media

Read: RFK Jr.’s staff shuts down questions as he admits he eats ‘stuff I find on the street’ | Raw Story

Read: Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees | New Republic

Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.

Read: The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor | Futurism

Never fear, RFK, Jr. will protect us.

Read: Trump blames governor, not Iran, for Minnesota cyberattack | USA Today

Read: ‘Cartoonishly Evil’: Indiana Residents Furious After Data Center Project Cuts Power to Tornado Warning Sirens | Nerd Stash

Read: US data center protests go national as backlash grows | Reuters

Read: Meta data center water discharges suspended after contaminating the city’s reclamation water supply with bacterium | Tom’s Hardware

Read: Fieldsharks | Wiilerby

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